Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok
hey you
get this girl her puppy
you’ll get this puppy
She’s getting that puppy!
(via kathaleenfaye)
wheatonbot needs moar coffee
When I do my gag reel intros for Tabletop, I always get them to my producer on Tuesday, because…
Wil Wheaton you look like Russell Crowe. Go chase after Hugh Jackman and sing about it while wearing that magnificent robe.
(via gadgetsin)
WOOF RO DAH
babe, our puppy needs to be the Dovahkiin!
…Dogahkiin.
FOS RWOOF DAHHHHH!!!
(via wilwheaton)
My friend, looking over at my screen: “OH MY GOD, she’s so pretty!”
Me: “That’s— that’s Wil Wheaton.”
My friend: “She’s pretty!”
Me: “…yeah, she’s really pretty.”
She’s the prettiest space princess in the whole galaxy.
Take my love, take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don’t care, I’m still free
You can’t take the sky from me
Take me out to the black
Tell them I ain’t comin’ back
Burn the land and boil the sea
You can’t take the sky from me
There’s no place I can be
Since I found Serenity
But you can’t take the sky from me…
“I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar!”
(via kathaleenfaye)
All of human history has led us to the moment that we developed the technology to digitally add a top hat to a photo of an adorable miniature octopus.
Just look at how fucking dapper that octopus looks. Look at it.
Everyone looks better in top hats. Top hats are cool.
(via mollythedolphin)
“I am most definitely a madman with a box.”